One homeowners insurance claim.
One giant salamander in the backyard (for treatment of water damage).
Three different companies (so far) dealt with in repairs.
One doctor pissing me the *bleep* off.
One car deceptively decent attempting to bleed us dry.
One 100* home (due to aforementioned treatment for water damage).
One new extra PT job.
Five cranky household members.
One miserable pooch.
Zero capability to cook in an already over-baked home.
One teenager eager to flee the coop.
Two exhausted adulters ready to turn in their adult cards.
Can I go back to Disney?
And never ever leave?
That is me.