So, I had my very first “I’m blogging this” moment shared with my DH – he did, after all, just see it for the first time a couple of days ago. We had the appropriate ‘discussion’ about it last night. I was given permission to complain about how little he helps me (gee, thanks, doll – love ya)…and so, thus, the blog has been opened between us.
So the “I’m blogging this” moment happened not to him…or with one of my kids…it was ALL me…and it had my DH rolling on the floor, practically. I laughed so hard I cried…and it was ALL.MY.FAULT.
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Our tree is up and decorated. Sitting proudly on the upper branches, taking up much room is a very heavy Nutcracker ornament that is, in fact, a music box. And an ornament. Yeah, excessive…but still pretty neat.
So, I pull it off the tree and ask DH who gave it to us, because damned if I can remember. He can’t either. We continue our discussion and get to the part where we talk about the Butler Ballet performing the Nutcracker at Cloew’s. I say that I’m not too eager to see it, I’d already seen it and had been able to tell it was a college performance (Damn, I can be harsh sometimes).
I said, “But I saw it live. Up until we went on the field trip with Denver’s first grade class I’d never seen the Buttcracker live…”
UMMMM….Say WHAT?!?!
YEah…meant to say “Nutcracker Ballet”….sooo not how it came out. So I hang my head in shame and blog myself.
ROFL! “Buttcracker” Bah-wah-hahahha!
I can totally see that as an infomercial for some exercise gadget, and a big manly man wearing a mullet and too much baby oil screaming “Feel the burn with a Buttcracker!”
I guess that’s telling how your really feel about the “Butler Ballet performing the Nutcracker.”