This occured yesterday…
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DH: *taking mitt out of trash* Why is this here?

Me: It was on the plunger.

DH: We can clean it up, sani-

Me: It was on the PLUNGER. You know, the poop-sucker?

DH: You have cleaned up poop and vomit and all sorts of things…can’t we..

Me: It’s an exfoliating mitt…it’s been on poop-encrusted rubber poop sucker….No, it stays in the trash.

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I’m sorry. I’ll clean poopy diapers. I’ll clean vomit. But I will not exfoliate my skin with something that has been sitting on a plunger. I must draw the line somewhere…right?