Horror, fear, anticipation, glee.
What would it grant me?
“Hello, this is – Peggy. This is not a sales call.”
Air horn my friend.
Blast out their eardrums.
Bastards.
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I’m back in the Trifecta Writing Challenge . Once again it’s the weekend challenge – the “Trifextra” if you will.
This weekend’s challenge is:
Complete the following story in exactly 33 words:
The phone rang at 4am.
And so I did. Hopefully You enjoy it.
Bwahahaha! I have always wanted to exactly that.
LOL. Glad you appreciated it 😉 So many scenarios of what a phone call at 4am could mean ran through my head – and that’s when this idea hit 😀
Loved this!
Ha! Loved this piece. Hilarious.
Now this is someone with anxiety issues…but the air horn makes me forgive them all.
Came from the Trifextra linkup.
I love the title you chose for this story. I also love “LetMeStartBySaying”s comment about the “anxiety issues”. So funny!
Thanks so much for linking up to Trifextra. Remember, this weekend’s entries are being judged by the Trifecta community, so make sure you visit the site at the close of the challenge to vote. Our linking service will not allow you to vote for a link from the same computer where it was submitted, so plan ahead! Voting closes 12 hours after the close of the challenge. Winners will be announced with the Monday post. Hope to see you back then.
I used to save my rage for telemarketers. And I could be quite alarming.
Twisted!!! hahaha I love your response!
Haha, perfect! Considering the number of campaign bot calls I’m getting lately, I’m thinking I should invest in an air horn! 😉 Great job!